Snowman

So I was walking along and my daughter turned into a car battery...

Down Lane recreation ground in the mist

Burning down the house.

Saskia on a chilly Sunday in Islington.. 

Aphex goes to Battersea.

Aphex on his way to his new life. I'm sorry to see him go, but we had no choice and in the long run I think he'll be happier

Thanks for that Sherlock. In tomorrows edition: prostitute in cash for sex shocker!

This van had clearly had the window broken some time ago but the owner didn't seem to feel it was necessary even to tape a plastic bag over the hole. Other features included: now tax, broken left headlight and ssome crash damage to the bodywork on the side.

Oil disposing receptacle

Not a great look

This years must have garden accessory: A huge poorly made fake rock.

Ikea customer service. No shortage of screws.

Scary object left by a fox

New flat

Postmen on strike.

Saskia's nursery has a 'sensory room'.

Rory's insane burger.

And the man who ate it.

Levon under Waterloo bridge during a nocturnal wander.

I'm a sucker for a blank sign

Boris has spent a lot of money on fixing up this park, unfortunately he didn't get as far as the lido. The cash came from scrapping the mayoral propaganda newspaper thing

Hello

Saskia on a swing

Lost hat. Poor R.P.